i'm not sure if you've noticed, but it's mid-may now. generally, here in the united states, may is classified as something called 'spring time.' spring time is typically characterized by mild temperatures and sunshine, budding trees and chirping birds. as such, the snow you had last friday was not only inappropriate and uncalled for, it was, to be very frank, downright hateful of you. if this relationship is to last, minneapolis, i'm going to need you to step up your game.